MR J.C. KOBELKE (Balcatta) [8.09 pm]: I congratulate the Speaker on his appointment, along with the Deputy Speaker and the Acting Speakers. I would like to give special commendation to the Speaker, who is not in the chair at the moment. He has the confidence of both sides of this house, and of the people who have come to know him over his time here. He is a person of considerable ability who gets on well with people, and we expect that he will be quite capable in the role of Speaker and retain the confidence of all members of the house. It is therefore quite fitting and important that we have a Speaker of that ability.
There was another reason, I think, why members of the house were so keen to see the member for Moore assume the Speaker’s chair. As the member for Greenough, he made quite a habit of committing matters to verse, so I thought it was only appropriate, in recognising that he has taken on this high office, that I actually pen something that I have called “Ode to the Speaker — Not the Poet”. It reads as follows —
The winces of pain echoed around the chamber,
The member for Greenough was on his feet again.
With a knowledge of music but a mangling of verses
His speeches would regularly cause pain.
A way needed to be found to protect us from such abuse,
For his re-election would prove even bleaker.
The attempt by Gary Snook proved to be of no use,
So the only solution was to make him the Speaker.I am sure the Speaker will take that in good humour.
Subject: Address-in-Reply [Legislative Assembly - Address-in-Reply/Motion]
Date: 25 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 425c - 444a [online (pdf)]
Mr R.F. JOHNSON replied: [...] The biggest problem that we have, of course, in schoolies week is those people known as “toolies”. They are the older—
Mr P.B. Watson interjected.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: No, I am too old to be a toolie, I can assure the member!
Several members interjected.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: I would never present a danger to our young people, I assure members. Never, ever!
Several members interjected.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: I might be a danger to some members of the opposition, I agree, but that is fair play.
Several members interjected.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: This is the first time I have ever seen the previous Minister for Planning and Infrastructure quavering in her shoes.
Ms A.J.G. MacTiernan: That’s right.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: She is very nervous, now—very nervous.
This is a serious issue —
Ms A.J.G. MacTiernan: Mind you, I suppose it is all comparative; look at his team over there!
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: I cannot get a word in edgewise with her!
Mr E.S. Ripper: She’s better than the Minister for Local Government.
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: Absolutely.
Subject: Schoolies Week [Legislative Assembly - Questions Without Notice]
Date: 25 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 389c - 390a [online (pdf)]
Hon LJILJANNA RAVLICH: [...] I know that I am running out of town —
Hon Peter Collier: We wish!
Hon LJILJANNA RAVLICH: Running out of time! Perhaps I will want to run out of town after this speech!
Hon George Cash: No; we want more!
Hon LJILJANNA RAVLICH: The member wants more. Oh well, I guess it does liven the place up a little bit!
Hon Matt Benson-Lidholm: People pay good money for this!
Hon LJILJANNA RAVLICH: Yes, they do!
Subject: Address-in-Reply [Legislative Council - Address-in-Reply/Motion]
Date: 13 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 232b - 241a [online (pdf)]
Little would we have imagined, huddled around a laptop in the Reid Cafe at UWA, that the debate about daylight savings in WA would lead to a blog quoting the amusing, the weird, and sometimes the wonderful, from state governments around Australia. Not only that, but somehow, despite changes of state from various contributors to the blog, it would still be running two years later. Admittedly we were a little quiet earlier this year through the various moves, study, and WordPress security flaws (and, well, I’ve been making the bulk of the posts for a while now).
I missed the first anniversary of Houses and Motions, so here’s a retrospective for anyone interested in how this thing works and, well, just why we’ve been doing it. In doing so, links to various favourites and things that might have been missed will be featured.
So, two years ago, and on the other side of the country to where I’m typing this now, a group of us were gathered in the Reid Cafe, discussing many subjects, whose brow height varied quite drastically, and generally avoiding exam preparation or work on theses. At some point, the conversation turned to the possible introduction of daylight savings and the arguments surrounding it, mainly involving confused cows and faded curtains. Such a topic prompted a visit to the WA State Parliament website and a search of Hansard for the daylight savings debates. The search for confused cows and faded curtains provided some amusement, but the best was to come: scrolling through the debate, we found a lengthy, formatted section following some kind of rhyming pattern. I Love A Sunburn Daily was its title, and its author was a strange man by the name of Grant Woodhams. A few more readings of daylight savings-related talk followed, before we found the catalyst for Houses and Motions: the forerunner to I Love A Sunburn Daily, Woodhams’ epic Budget Pie. I went home that day determined not to give into temptation and make a Hansard-quoting blog. Within 24 hours, I had emphatically failed at that endeavour.
We started off with a standard blogger-template blog, mainly because I was using that platform at the time and set it all up rather quickly. At the start, the three of us, Cameron and Trent as well as me, were posting regularly, saving our Woodhams magic so that it wasn’t a songfest but also highlighted the snappy one-liners and banter that occasionally grace the Legislative Assembly and Legislative Council (plus, we had to save up our Greenough-related puns. Although the electorate has now been integrated into surrounding ones, the puns will continue - Woodhams is now the member for Moore…).
The first post concerned camels, although we quickly got onto the daylight savings discussion - indeed, a lot of our early material came from one debate, that of 31 October 2006 (not always discussing faded curtains, of course). Other entries came from the simple joy of putting silly words, phrases, and names into the Hansard search and seeing what came up: some were obvious, such as ‘Warnie‘, but just how Trent found this is beyond me (well, unless it involved ‘cake’ or ‘mud cake’).
For two and a half months, we kept up a strike rate of a post a day, sometimes having a backlog covering a week or two of material. Of course, at some point towards the end of January 2007 I realised I should probably finish my Honours thesis, and, coupled with the summertime absence of fresh parliamentary gossip, the posts dropped off. In April, we moved house to a new domain, housesandmotions.org (and hansardblog.org), running a flavour of WordPress, although posts remained intermittent. The disturbing side of politics was still on show, though, and new government initiatives and rather irreverent comments were also welcome.
May 2007 was a rather exciting time, although that is from the rather nerdy perspective of it being budget time, and thus the new Woodhams exclusive, the Budgeterata. However, while at times Houses and Motions may overly promote the filibuster, provided there’s some (attempt at) humour, we try to include the shorter work too, and regardless of personal beliefs, our intent is not to comment on the successes, failures, and general awesomeness or not of Labor, the Liberals, the Nationals, the Greens, or anyone else. Hansard references are provided for context, if you want it - quoting may be easier than commentary, but we still want to be quoting accurately (besides, after many years at uni, we’re used to citing everything).
This year, though, we’ve become somewhat slack, through being, at various times, in WA, Queensland, WA, Victoria, WA, and, well, somewhere in between those states, and the wonders of WordPress security flaws. Eventually, I gave in, we transferred the posts to a wordpress.com blog, and started it all off again. Depending on parliamentary activity in the respective states, I’ve been posting both Queensland and WA material, with the slightly disturbing finding that the most prominent MP (and probably interjector) in both WA and Queensland is called Johnson.
And that, pretty much, is the foundation for Houses and Motions, after two years and 170 odd (sometimes very odd) posts. With summer awaiting, I might go back to the 2006 method of putting strange terms into the search option and seeing what comes up. Or we might be on some kind of hiatus again, I’m not sure. Regardless of any increase or lull in activity, these houses won’t be going anywhere else anytime soon…
Mr M.J. COWPER: [...] The fact is that Logue Brook Dam will be back up and running very shortly, and I look forward to that. Perhaps we might even get the member for Albany down there behind a set of waterskis. He is a great athlete and I can just see him behind one of those ski boats in his bright yellow budgie-smugglers. He is more than welcome to come down there and watch the faces —
Mr B.S. Wyatt: I hope you don’t wear budgie-smugglers!
Mr M.J. COWPER: I have seen the member for Victoria Park in his budgie-smugglers.
Mr B.S. Wyatt: Not a bad look, eh?
Mr M.J. COWPER: I will put it this way: the notion of putting potatoes in is not a good look, and I would recommend that in future he puts them down the front and not the back!
Subject: Address-in-Reply [Legislative Assembly - Motion/Address-in-Reply]
Date: 12 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 187b - 224a [online (pdf)]
HON NORMAN MOORE (Mining and Pastoral — Leader of the House) [3.36 pm]: Mr President —
The PRESIDENT: The Leader of the Opposition.
Hon NORMAN MOORE: Not quite, Mr President; that was last year.
The PRESIDENT: I am sorry; the Leader of the House.
Hon NORMAN MOORE: It is going to take us all a little while to get used to our respective roles.
Hon Simon O’Brien: The election wasn’t due until February!
Hon Ken Travers: I am sure you’ll be here long enough to become the Leader of the Opposition again!
The PRESIDENT: Order, members! Members may appreciate that I have referred to the Leader of the House as the Leader of the House and the Leader of the Opposition in those capacities on a number of occasions over the years, but we now have some very serious business to deal with. The Leader of the House.
Subject: Hon Victor Jasper Ferry [Legislative Council - Motion -- Condolence]
Date: 11 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 29t - 33a [online (pdf)]
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: We will be an open and accountable government. We will be far more open and accountable than the Labor Party was when it was in government. The previous government was one of the most secretive governments I have ever come across. I say this to the member for Girrawheen, who is also my shadow —
Ms M.M. Quirk: How about stalker rather than shadow?
Mr R.F. JOHNSON: I am getting very worried. Ooh, Betty, I had better tell my wife about that!
Subject: Police - Efficiency Dividend [Legislative Assembly - Questions Without Notice]
Date: 6 November 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 27c - 29a [online (pdf)]
Mr T. BUSWELL: I want to raise one of my pet issues, Treasurer, because I am allowed to do that occasionally. By the way, India is now fifth on the list of Western Australian export destinations. It is behind Japan, China, Korea and the United Kingdom. I just thought I would let the Treasurer know.
Mr E.S. Ripper: Has the member for Vasse boned up on who the Prime Minister of India is?
Mr T. BUSWELL: I knew that, too - Sachin Tendulkar!
Mr E.S. Ripper: Yes, he should be!
Subject: Financial Management Bill 2006 [Legislative Assembly - Consideration in Detail]
Date: 20 September 2006
Hansard reference: pp. 6345b - 6355a [online (pdf)]
Mr McARDLE: My question is to the Minister for Health. It is now seven months since the alleged rape of a nurse on Mabuiag Island and the minister tabling a fabricated report in this chamber about nurses’ safety. The issue of the fabricated report was referred to the CMC and then back to Queensland Health for investigation. Seven months of investigation with no conclusion is a long time when we are talking about the safety of nurses who last week were forced to flee due to threats to their safety. Will the Minister explain why the results of this investigation have not been released yet?
Mr ROBERTSON: As the member would be aware, it would be highly inappropriate for me as minister to interfere in any way with an investigation either by the Ethical Standards Unit of Queensland Health or the independent Crime and Misconduct Commission. However, I can inform the member that this investigation is coming to a conclusion and I certainly look forward to that, because perhaps then I will receive an apology from the Leader of the Opposition about the absolutely outrageous and defamatory allegations that both he and his mate, the Sarah Palin in drag who sits behind him, made about me. I look forward to that.
Mr Lucas: That’s a bit unfair to Sarah Palin, isn’t it?
Mr ROBERTSON: Yes, my apologies to Sarah Palin. I did go too far.
Mr Springborg interjected.
Mr SPEAKER: Minister, if you have been asked to withdraw, I ask you to withdraw in the correct manner.
Mr ROBERTSON: As I said, I apologise to Sarah Palin.
Mr SPEAKER: Minister!
Mr ROBERTSON: I withdraw. I look forward to the outcome of the investigation because I look forward to the apology of the Leader of the Opposition. It will be a test of the Leader of the Opposition’s integrity and will show whether or not he has the intestinal fortitude to apologise to me.
Subject: Torres Strait Islands, Safety of Public Servants [Legislative Assembly - Questions Without Notice]
Date: 30 October 2008
Hansard reference: pp. 3263-3264 [online (pdf)]